I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
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remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
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I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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