it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
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I need you to use more vowels.
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We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
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OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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