Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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