We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
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It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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