Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
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Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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