After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
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we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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