in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
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Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
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His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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