Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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