? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
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I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
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You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I have fence marks all over my body
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen