I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
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you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
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you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt