Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
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Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
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A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere