Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I have demons in me.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Randomize
