I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
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She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
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Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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