it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
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The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
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You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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