i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
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On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
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I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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