Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
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We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
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I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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