Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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