I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
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we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
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Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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