yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
21 People Who Barely Escaped Death
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
These 21 Drunks Said The Darndest Things
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
The power of my boobs compel you
Worst way to find out I have a half sister