yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
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like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
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Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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