is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Randomize