people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
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she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
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Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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