But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
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Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
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all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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