I want to walk on stilts...naked
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
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well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
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I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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