dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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