Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Do you still have your period?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
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that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
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you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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