does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
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Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
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If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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