She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
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I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
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I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
You did what with his pubic hair?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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