was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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