How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
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I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
i think my cat just said my name.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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