I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
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get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
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I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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