therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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