I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
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Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
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I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.