you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
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My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
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I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO