i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
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I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
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STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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