We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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