I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
well most of my day revolves around power hour
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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