In the future we'll all be gay
You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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