He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
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We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
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in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
How naked do you want me to be?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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