I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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