I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night