haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
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I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
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I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.