Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.