yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
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yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
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Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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