You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
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Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
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She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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