Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
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He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
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I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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