In America we eat man semen.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
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Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
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He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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