Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
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I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
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I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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