the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
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Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
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We have so much sex to catch up on
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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