eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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