Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
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I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
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She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
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