Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
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Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
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Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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