...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
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corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
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He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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