i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
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I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
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Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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